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“The Ballad of Longwood” by Vladimir Nabokov 🇷🇺🇺🇸 (22 Apr 1899 – 2 Jul 1977)
Glen That Sunday morning, at half past ten,
Two cars crossed the creek and entered the glen.
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In the first was Art Longwood, a local florist,
With his children and wife (now Mrs. Deforest).
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In the one that followed, a ranger saw
Art’s father, stepfather and father-in-law.
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The three old men walked off to the cove.
Through tinkling weeds Art slowly drove.
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Fair was the morning, with bright clouds afar.
Children and comics emerged from the car.
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Silent Art, who could stare at a thing all day,
Watched a bug climb a stalk and fly away.
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Pauline had asthma, Paul used a crutch.
They were cute little rascals but could not run much.
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“I wish,” said his mother to crippled Paul,
“Some man would teach you to pitch that ball.”
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Silent Art took the ball and tossed it high.
It stuck in a tree that was passing by.
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And the grave green pilgrim turned and stopped.
The children waited, but no ball dropped.
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“I never climbed trees in my timid prime,”
Thought Art; and forthwith started to climb.
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Now and then his elbow or knee could be seen
In a jigsaw puzzle of blue and green.
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Up and up Art Longwood swarmed and shinned,
And the leaves said yes to the questioning wind.
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What tiaras of gardens! What torrents of light!
How accessible ether! How easy flight!
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His family circled the tree all day.
Pauline concluded: “Dad climbed away.”
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None saw the delirious celestial crowds
Greet the hero from earth in the snow of the clouds.
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Mrs. Longwood was getting a little concerned.
He never came down. He never returned.
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She found some change at the foot of the tree.
The children grew bored. Paul was stung by a bee.
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The old men walked over and stood looking up,
Each holding five cards and a paper cup.
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Cars on the highway stopped, backed, and then
Up a rutted road waddled into the glen.
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And the tree was suddenly full of noise,
Conventioners, fishermen, freckled boys.
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Anacondas and pumas were mentioned by some,
And all kinds of humans continued to come:
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Tree surgeons, detectives, the fire brigade.
An ambulance parked in the dancing shade.
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A drunken rogue with a rope and a gun
Arrived on the scene to see justice done.
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Explorers, dendrologists-all were there;
And a strange pale girl with gypsy hair.
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And from Cape Fear to Cape Flattery
Every paper had: Man Lost in Tree.
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And the sky-bound oak (where owls had perched
And the moon dripped gold) was felled and searched.
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They discovered some inchworms, a red-cheeked gall,
And an ancient nest with a new-laid ball.
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They varnished the stump, put up railings and signs.
Restrooms nestled in roses and vines.
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Mrs. Longwood, retouched, when the children died,
Became a photographer’s dreamy bride.
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And now the Deforests, with four old men,
Like regular tourists visit the glen;
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Munch their lunches, look up and down,
Wash their hands, and drive back to town.