Ogden Nash 🇺🇸 (19 Aug 1902 – 19 May 1971)
- “Adventures of Isabel”
- “The Ant”
- “Bankers Are Just Like Anyone Else, except Richer”
- “The Bargain”
- “Biological Reflection”
- “The Canary”
- “The Catsup Bottle”
- “A Caution for Everybody”
- “Celery”
- “The Centipede”
- “Children’s Party”
- “The Clean Plater”
- “Columbus”
- “Come on In, the Senility is Fine”
- “Common Cold”
- “Common Sense”
- “The Cow”
- “The Dog”
- “A Drink with Something in It”
- “The Duck”
- “The Eel”
- “Everybody Tells Me Everything”
- “Fleas”
- “The Fly”
- “Further Reflections on Parsley”
- “The Germ”
- “Good-Bye now or Pardon My Gauntlet”
- “Goody for Our Side and Your Side Too”
- “The Hippopotamus”
- “The Hunter”
- “I Do, I Will, I Have”
- “If He Were Alive Today, Mayhap, Mr. Morgan Would Sit on the Midget’s Lap”
- “Introspective Reflection”
- “The Jellyfish”
- “The Joyous Malingerer”
- “Just Keep Quiet and Nobody Will Notice”
- “Lines Indited with All the Depravity of Poverty”
- “Lines on Facing Forty”
- “Lines to Be Embroidered on a Bib”
- “Lines Written to Console Those Ladies”
- “The Lion”
- “The Llama”
- “Look What You Did, Christopher!”
- “More about People”
- “Morning Prayer”
- “My Dream”
- “No Doctor’s Today, Thank You”
- “No, You Be a Lone Eagle”
- “The Octopus”
- “An Ode to a Goldfish”
- “Oh to Be Odd!”
- “Old Dr. Valentine to His Son”
- “Old Men”
- “One from One Leaves Two”
- “The Ostrich”
- “The Panther”
- “Peekabo, I Almost See You”
- “The People Upstairs”
- “The Pig”
- “Portrait of the Artist as a Prematurely Old Man”
- “Pretty Halcyon Days”
- “The Purist”
- “Reflection on Babies”
- “Reflection on Caution”
- “Reflection on Ingenuity”
- “Reflection on the Fallibility of Nemesis”
- “Reflections on Ice-Breaking”
- “The Rhinoceros”
- “The Romantic Age”
- “The Shrimp”
- “The Sniffle”
- “So Does Everybody Else, only Not so Much”
- “Soliloquy in Circles”
- “The Solitary Huntsman”
- “Song for the Saddest Ides”
- “Song to Be Sung by the Father of Infant Female Children”
- “Spring Comes to Murray Hill”
- “The Sunset Years of Samuel Shy”
- “A Tale of the Thirteenth Floor”
- “The Termite”
- “Tin Wedding Whistle”
- “To My Valentine”
- “The Turtle”
- “Very Like a Whale”
- “The Wasp”
- “What Almost Every Woman Knows Sooner or Later”
- “Will Consider Situation”
- “Winter Complaint”
- “A Word to Husbands”