“The tree is lazy. It wastes time.

I am lazy. I waste time.

So I must be

A tree,” said the rock.

“No, you rock,” said the bird,

“Try again.”

“The tree is lazy. I’m a rock.

I must not be

Lazy,” said the rock.

“That’s better,” said the bird.

“I may be lazy,”

Said the tree,

“But I’m no tree.

I’m a birch.”

“They talk so stupidly,”

Said the man,

And rammed into the lazy rock birch bird tree.