🇺🇸 Ogden Nash (1902 – 1971)

• “A Word to Husbands”
• “The Canary”
• “Reflection on Ingenuity”
• “Lines Written to Console Those Ladies”
• “Further Reflections on Parsley”
• “Common Sense”
• “Reflections on Ice-Breaking”
• “Fleas”
• “The Panther”
• “The Ostrich”
• “The Jellyfish”
• “The Eel”
• “The Catsup Bottle”
• “The Fly”
• “The Pig”
• “An Ode to a Goldfish”
• “The Lion”
• “The Octopus”
• “A Drink with Something in It”
• “A Tale of the Thirteenth Floor”
• “Adventures of Isabel”
• “Biological Reflection”
• “Celery”
• “Children’s Party”
• “Columbus”
• “Come on In, the Senility is Fine”
• “Common Cold”
• “Everybody Tells Me Everything”
• “Good-Bye now or Pardon My Gauntlet”
• “Goody for Our Side and Your Side Too”
• “I Do, I Will, I Have”
• “If He Were Alive Today, Mayhap, Mr. Morgan Would Sit on the Midget’s Lap”
• “Introspective Reflection”
• “Just Keep Quiet and Nobody Will Notice”
• “Lines Indited with All the Depravity of Poverty”
• “Lines on Facing Forty”
• “Lines to Be Embroidered on a Bib”
• “Look What You Did, Christopher!”
• “More about People”
• “My Dream”
• “No Doctor’s Today, Thank You”
• “No, You Be a Lone Eagle”
• “Old Dr. Valentine to His Son”
• “Old Men”
• “One from One Leaves Two”
• “Peekabo, I Almost See You”
• “Portrait of the Artist as a Prematurely Old Man”
• “Pretty Halcyon Days”
• “Reflection on Caution”
• “Reflection on the Fallibility of Nemesis”
• “So Does Everybody Else, only Not so Much”
• “Soliloquy in Circles”
• “Song to Be Sung by the Father of Infant Female Children”
• “Spring Comes to Murray Hill”
• “The Ant”
• “The Bargain”
• “The Centipede”
• “The Clean Plater”
• “The Dog”
• “The Duck”
• “The Germ”
• “The Hippopotamus”
• “The Hunter”
• “The Joyous Malingerer”
• “The People Upstairs”
• “The Purist”
• “The Rhinoceros”
• “The Romantic Age”
• “The Shrimp”
• “The Sniffle”
• “The Solitary Huntsman”
• “The Sunset Years of Samuel Shy”
• “The Termite”
• “The Turtle”
• “The Wasp”
• “Tin Wedding Whistle”
• “Very Like a Whale”
• “What Almost Every Woman Knows Sooner or Later”
• “Will Consider Situation”
• “Winter Complaint”
• “Reflection on Babies”
• “The Cow”
• “To My Valentine”
• “Morning Prayer”
• “Oh to Be Odd!”
• “A Caution for Everybody”
• “Bankers Are Just Like Anyone Else, except Richer”